We’ve all had those moments of post-breakup curiosity. The kind that makes you wonder, "What do my exes really think about me?" Not just in general, but about one of the most intimate aspects of a relationship—sex. So, in the name of reckless self-exploration, I reached out to a few of my former lovers and asked them to rate my sexual performance. Naturally, I was especially curious about their thoughts on how I incorporated sex machine into our experiences.
The Willing Participants
Not all of my exes were keen to take part. Some left me on read, which, honestly, felt more damning than a low rating. But a few brave souls responded, armed with opinions and memories that I wasn’t entirely sure I was ready to hear.
Scores: 9/10 (29 years old, Graphic Artist)
"You always paid such close attention." I never felt rushed or like I wasn't important. Besides that, your happiness spread. I remember the night you gave me a sex machine as a present. I wasn't sure at first, but the way you led me and made sure I was calm changed everything. You teased me and turned up the heat just at the right time, letting me take charge. It was clear that you wanted me to be happy, which was very important. It wasn't just the toy; it was how you played with it, how you read my body language, and how you made it feel like we were already close.
Scores: 10/10 (31 years old, Blogger)
"You kept things interesting all the time." I thought it was funny the first time you showed me a app-controlled toy. But how fun is it to use it in public? Not easy to forget. It was hard for me to keep a straight face while you ate dinner across from me with the remote in your pocket. It was too exciting—the setup, the hints, and the way it made everything feel supercharged. I learned how much I loved surprises that night because you knew how to push my limits in the best way possible. When we finally got back to your place that night, you knew how to keep us interested. It was one of the coolest things I've ever done, and it showed me how creative and brave you are.
Being able to change your mind is key, and having the right tools on hand made things so much better.
8.5/10 (27 years old, Software Engineer)
"Before you, I had never used a sex machine because I didn't think I needed to." I knew what I was missing when you showed me the vibrating cock ring, though. It wasn't just the extra feeling; it was how you made it something that everyone could enjoy. Because you comforted me and turned it into something fun instead of scary, I felt safe. I still remember how happy you looked when you saw how much fun I was having. It was fun to learn something new with each other, which made it even better. You also never made it sound like the toy was a "replacement" for anything. It was just something that helped us do our work better. That made me see things very differently. I'll take that. Nothing makes someone smile more than seeing how amazing a toy can be in the right place.
Last Thoughts
Thus, what did I discover from this test? For starters, my ex-partners are surprisingly kind. Another thing is that thinking about myself makes me feel both proud and a little embarrassed. But what's the most important thing to remember? Relationships and sex are both very personal things. When it comes to sex machines, they're not just extras; they make things better. When used with care, imagination, and trust, they can make a close relationship into something truly amazing.
And in the end, I'd rather have an experience that I remember, flaws and all, than one that I forget.
